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What is
goopy boyz is a web comic about A war raging. What? No? Did you really think it was between humans? Haha, well, you'd be wrong. This war is between two rival gangs of creatures separated by species, fought in the sewers of New York City. Take the perspective of three very goopy boys on their quest to take out the rival gang.
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You are now in the sewers.
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You wake up, stumbling to your feet. You have no idea who you are, what you are, what you were doing, or what's going on. How ever, you do know you typically use your LARGE CRUSTACEAN FISTS for most things.
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You Show off your fists. They are very big and very CRUSTACEAN like. What you will do with these, you do not know. But you will find out.
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Your NAME is STR4NGL3CHUM. You are what is known in your species as a "Goop" which is a subclass of "Ooze." Goops tend to be made of a slick black substance that can change shape and form at will. You personally, have selected more of a SWAMP MONSTER look to your appearance, making your protective armor out of various sea creatures. Including but not least, a mask made out of a turtle shell and your aforementioned CRUSTACEAN FISTS. But right now, you are stuck in this sewer.
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You walk over to the textual hieroglyphics upon the wall. You have NO idea what this is. You assume that it is something HIP and COOL with the kids nowadays, or why else would they put it on the wall. Unless it's someone's tag, which you don't think it is. Anyways, you revel in it's glory as you proceed to remember that you are trapped in this part of the sewers.
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That uh, that's a dead body. It's seems to be the corpse of another Species of Ooze. The uh, Ooze. You have no IDEA why their gang decided to name themselves after your whole group species name, it gets REALLY confusing sometimes. Ooze tend to seem to be made of the same material as you goops, however, instead of appearing like black sludge. They appear as a white-ish color. BUT you roll with it anyways. Currently, you assume that YOU yourself are located within Ooze territory. Which, ISN'T great. Because if you're found, you will either be TORTURED for information or KILLED instantly.
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You walk over to the LARGE metal bars blocking what seems to be the ONLY entrance into the sewers. Typically your CRUSTACEAN FISTS would be able to bend the bars with sheer strength alone, but today, that doesn't seem to be happening. You decide it would be best opened if you had some kind of running start. Thankfully, this room is big enough to do that.
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You move to the back of the room preparing for the sprint of your life time.
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You are now another goop. Your name is T4NGL3P4L. You and your buddy STR4NGL3CHUM decided to head over to the other side of the city to attack a secret Ooze hide out. There aren't many things around you, but you do realize your assistant is missing. This is quite concerning because if he is found by your rivals, he will surely be killed. Ooze aren't very keen on getting information, just MURDER. Similar to your OWN intentions. They could be ANYWHERE in this sewers system, and it could be really bad. You have no idea HOW MANY there are, or even if there are any.
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This work of art just so happens to be your doing. You decided that if you are going to attack an enemy operative base, you might as well make your mark. You recall that STR4NGL3CHUM also came baring the tools to create such a work of his own, but you still don't know where he is. Maybe you should uh, look for him.
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You walk over to check out the strange markings on the floor. YOU know what these are, but to an outside viewer they just seem like burn marks on the ground. Not that, anyone is watching you from the "Outside." Haha, that would just be silly.
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You stride on over the the corner of this room. There isn't much special about the frog, Except that IT'S A FROG!!!!!!!!!
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T4NGL3P4L: FR0G FR0G FR0G FR0NG F0RG FR0G GFR0GFG GFO\FR0NG0G0FG0FG0GF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ahem. You uh, have work to do. Your friend is still missing. You REALLY wonder where he could have gone. He just POOFED into nothing. You're sure he just ran off while you were working on your master piece on the wall.
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Before you went on this mission, you gave your scout recon a piece of an old PIZZA BOX and some markers in your favorite colors, and told them to come here and map out the base. He did quite well. You REMIND yourself to reward him for his job when you get back to your hideout. Unfortunately for you. Your intent to kill the enemy Ooze is clogging your small dumb Goop brain not allowing you to think properly and you still have NO idea where your friend went.
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You don't think you can rely on that map, you're too dumb right now to follow it. You just decide to go on your gut and decide to just stroll through one of the open doors.
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You enter through the northern most door and-
Oh..
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Uhhhhhhhhhh.
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That uh, that's bad. You didn't think that there would be an Ooze in there. You assume that was this base's leader due to the fact that they had an animal skull. Let's hope there is a way out through here so you don't have to deal with that again. Unfortunately you can't really tell, it's pretty dark in here.
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DAMN IT. There are bars here. W-wait, is that-
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T4NGL3P4L: 1T'S STR4NGL3!!
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Wow, he looks like he was fucked up. You dunno what happened to him, but you gotta get over too him. These bars are WAY too strong for anyone to try and get through, and changing form wouldn't help because your skull can't fit through. You guess you'll just have to go back and uh, try to get past that loser.
Okay okay okay okay, you got this, YOU GOT THIS
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Oh god, oh god, oh god. Thank god that table flipped in front of the door, or else that short stock would be in here beating the shit out of you right now.
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I guess it's onto the next room. Let's just hope you have better luck this time.
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Holy fucking shit. This is the worst possible outcome, almost the entire population of this ooze base is here in this room.
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OH GOD AND THEY'RE ANGRY!?!? wait... wh-
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Uh- what the fuck is that?
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uh uh uh uh uhm.
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Oh uhm... I thought he was bigger than that? That's kinda anti-climactic
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BEWL: all of yous, get outa here. this is one of the strong bad guys, I'll take cares of em.
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BEWL: Alright, I gotta bone to pick witcha'
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BEWL: Your posse haven't been giving a good rep around these parts, and us ooze not been likin' how yalls been actin'
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T4NGl3P4L: HUH? Y0U T4LK1N' T0 M3????
BEWL: YES! 'COURSE I'm TALKIN' TO YAH, YOU BRAIN DEAD OR SUMthiN?
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T4NGl3P4L: S0rry, 1'v3 g0t m0r3 1mp0rt4nt th1ng5 t0 w0rry 4b0ut.
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BEWL: HEY WAIT!
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Man, that guy was lame. Anyways, you're here. And it's finally time.
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YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAW!
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T4NGL3P4L: H3y m4n, w3lc0m3 b4ck t0 th3 w0rld 0f l1v1ng.
Str4ngl3chum: G4B'R4G'BK30,sG PS40B3" 04B3.. GB.
T4NGL3P4L: 0h y34h, s0rry chum.
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T4NGL3P4L: N0w, h0w th3 fuck 4r3 w3 g0nn4 g3t 0ut4 h3r3...
Str4ngl3chum: G041NF1N'S..01FNPGM{4PWPMg.
T4NGL3P4L: hmm, g00d p01nt. but 1 d0n't th1nk th4t w1ll w0rk...
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T4NGL3P4L: hmmmmmm.....
???????????: H3Y, wh4t's b0nk1n' B1TCH3S!!!!
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T4NGL3P4L: Wuh-
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Who's this motherfucker? Your name is T1CKL3Buddy. You're a super cool and rad insane goop. Just like the rest of the gang. Your whole shtick is that that to like to "tickle" people with your super cool super sharp nails. You're also the groop's scouting boy, you already ran all around this place earlier before your posse dropped in to wipe them out, you even made tangle a map. clearly they did a horrible job. the two main guys were still here when you came to give them some backup. you easily took them out though, they weren't that tough. Your homies are just pussies.
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T1CKL3Buddy: Y0u guys n33d s0m3 h3lp d0wn th3r3???
StR4NGL3CHUM: GuN401S..N 1GN.1N'G PK'KM..
T1CKL3Buddy: Y34h, 1 g0tch4 chum.
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T1CKL3Buddy: C0m3 0n up
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T4NGL3P4L: DuD3, t00k y0u l0ng 3n0ugh....
T1CKl3BUDDY: Y34H, and fuck y0u f0r m4k1ng m3 k1ll 4ll th0s3 guys..
STR4NGL3chum: g4sg4gs,'4K.G0.NAS01n K04N..SP0 P0.4MFG,m
T4NGL3P4L: Y0u'r3 r1ght str4ngl3, w3 sh0uld g3t 0ut 0f h3r3.
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T1CKL3Buddy: S1CK T4GS Y0u GUYs thr3w up by the w4y, y0u sh0uld us3 th1s 0n3 m0r3 str4ngl3.
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T1CKL3Buddy: 4lr1ght, w3'r3 4t th3 m4rk. 1 sh0uldn't h4v3 t0 t3ll y0u guys h0w th1s w0rks. but g3t r34dy.
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T4NGL3P4L: C4r3ful w1th th3 sm0k3 str4ngl3chum, y0u b0nk3d y0ur h34d pr3tty g00d 1n th4t f4ll.
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